Blame it On the Baby

There are so many situations in life where you wish that you could just blame something on someone else, just so you could escape the associated embarrassment or whatnot. But this blame game can only work for so long…

Not realizing that public pools can tell when someone is peeing is a rookie mistake to make. So why not blame the baby? No one can get angry at a baby for peeing in a pool, can they? Besides, this whole “I can blame it on the baby” thing won’t last much longer, so you may as well milk it.