43. Important Note For All You Serial Killers

Navigating the morbidly pragmatic world of sneaky burials requires a certain macabre ingenuity. For those hypothetically inclined towards subterranean body disposal, here’s a tip that reads like a page from the most ghoulish of gardening manuals: bury your bodies vertically.

This isn’t just to challenge the orthodoxy of horizontal resting places, but a cunning evasion of satellite scrutiny, which apparently has a penchant for spotting the traditional six-foot-long disturbances in the earth. This method not only reflects a darkly creative approach to problem-solving but also serves as a stark reminder that you’ve been watching far too many crime dramas.