38. The Power of Avoidance Compels You

In the grand social experiment that is public transportation, the face mask has emerged as an unexpected tool for the introverted, the personal space enthusiasts, and those who simply prefer the company of their own thoughts. Donning a mask on the bus is an effective way to deter annoying strangers.

The beauty of this approach lies not just in its utility as a germ barrier, but in its uncanny ability to clear the surrounding area faster than an audible phone conversation about one’s personal ailments. It’s a passive-aggressive tool of social distancing, ensuring that the seat next to you remains as untouched as a gym membership in February.