25. ¿Sí, Señor?

This counterintuitive gambit is not a test of your linguistic skills, but a clever trick to cut down on wait time. The Spanish queue, often less full than its English counterpart, promises a swifter passage to human interaction.

Luckily, many of these bilingual champions speak English with as much ease as their native tongue, rendering the language barrier as insignificant as the difference between decaf and regular. Just remember, in this game of dialing dodgeball, a little linguistic flexibility goes a long way. Or, just learn Spanish.