22. How to Get All the Free Things

In a world where free lunches are purportedly nonexistent, this establishment begs to differ, adhering to a policy that turns forgotten wallets into an unexpected boon for the absent-minded (or strategically forgetful). This policy, a testament to customer service, also serves as a social experiment in trust and restraint.

While it offers a safety net for genuine forgetfulness, it’s a reminder that just because you can, doesn’t mean you should—lest you wear out not just your welcome, but the goodwill of those behind the counter. Approach with caution, and perhaps a side of gratitude, sparingly seasoning your visits with genuine patronage in between your acts of amnesia.