2. Doctor, Doctor, Doctor

Embarking on the noble journey of hotel booking, one finds a secret weapon in the arsenal of savvy travelers. You see, the mere hint of medical royalty in your reservation nudges the morning crew towards granting you a room upgrade, as far from the dreaded elevator as possible.

Why? The fear of an irate, sleep-deprived doctor lamenting their proximity to the mechanical beast is a scenario most hotel staff would go to great lengths to avoid. It’s not that doctors are inherently more deserving of silence; rather, it’s an amusing play on the hotel industry’s deference to perceived prestige.