11. Traffic is For Suckers

Ah, the modern automotive ballet: a dance of etiquette, rules, and the occasional vehicular faux pas. Among these, the last-second lane merge stands out as a particularly bold move. This maneuver, while frowned upon by many, is secretly admired by some for its sheer, unadulterated chutzpah.

Is it awesome? To the audacious driver, undoubtedly. To the queue of law-abiding citizens, it’s an infuriating moment of roadway anarchy, a reminder that life, like traffic, is unpredictable and sometimes, just sometimes, a wee bit subversive.