#7: The Grass Isn’t Always Greener

Okay, you lost us. Why would anyone want to have their table at a coffee shop or restaurant covered in grass? If we wanted to eat on grass, we’d have a picnic in the park – not go to a cafe. Do drink glasses sit flat on the table? Where does the silverware go? I’m certainly not putting it down on the grass.

We know it’s faux grass, but doesn’t it get clogged up and gross when it rains? Or does it just continuously drip on your legs while you sit there? Either way, it looks remarkably unpleasant and not at all like a good place to have lunch.