#44: Third Time’s a Charm
This guy loves weddings so much that he apparently decided to have three of them. Instead of a serial dater, he seems to be a serial groom. The way he goes about getting married is completely baffling to us, and we don’t get his thought process. By the time his third wedding to his third partner rolled around, this storyteller noticed a pattern.

This guy had the exact same wedding THREE times. Same venue, same set-up, and same type of “just married” vehicle to drive off in. Why?! We get that some people like consistency, so maybe that’s why he keeps having repeat weddings? Whatever the reason, we don’t like it and we’re arbitrarily marking it as a red flag.