50. Never Fun When It’s One-Sided

Taking a solo plunge in the love pool – it’s the emotional equivalent of a belly flop. You brace for the dive, hoping for that perfect splash, only to hit the surface alone, while the other person’s still up there, not even dipped a toe. It’s like cooking a gourmet meal only to find out your guest has skipped dinner.

Love’s a two-player game, and being the only one playing? It’s like dancing alone in a ballroom – you can’t lead if no one’s following. But hey, on the bright side, at least you’ve got the whole dance floor to yourself, right?