38. The Sass is Strong With This One

Her expression is a challenge, a line in the sand drawn with the reddest of lipsticks. She’s the self-appointed queen of quips, dismissing the unimaginative with a flick of her perfectly manicured hand. If you’re not fluent in sarcasm, well, you’re just not speaking her language.

She’s looking for the kind of friend who can volley back a snarky serve with grace, because anything less is just, frankly, boring. So, brace yourself for a friendship that’s a no-holds-barred match of wits, or don’t even bother RSVPing to her party of pithiness.