The MC variety

Find a friend like Hammer, people. Despite the ridiculous nickname, Hammer is actively reaching out to someone whom he thinks is feeling a bit down. Even though the text didn’t reach its intended target, it’s good to see that this person has a bit of sympathy.

But seriously, do something about that nickname. Nobody’s going to take “Hammer” seriously, unless you’re the MC variety. In that case, Mr. Stanley Kirk Burrell, you’re a 59-year-old man. Your rap moniker no longer moves people the way it did in the 1980s. Just stick to Mr. Burrell if you want to be taken seriously.