Land of the free to watch movies

Ah, America. The land of the free and the home of the brave. We have free healthcare, we’re free to go in and out of airports without being disturbed by the TSA, and the youngest generation is free to act as dumb as they want while recording it. USA! USA!

So, when you ask an American whether they’re free tonight, you better believe that they are! That’s especially true if the person has nothing else going on in their lives but to respond to wrong-number texters. We love your patriotism, stranger. We see many years of free nights in your future.