The Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine

Sending text messages to the wrong number can be hilarious, sure, but it can also be creepy. This person was trying to hook up using the strangest tactic possible. He sent a text message to a random person, not knowing whether the person on the other end was a man or a woman.

Oddly enough, the recipient was neither. It was actually a grill, and one of the most special kinds of grills at that. What’s strange is that the random texter didn’t catch on, not even when the OP revealed himself as a George Foreman grill. We thought everyone knew who George Foreman was!