#8: That’s Not Cool
First of all, to everyone reading this: It is not okay to compliment a stranger’s chest when you walk past them unless they’re wearing a t-shirt that explicitly asks for commentary or they were asking for your opinion. Then, and ONLY then, is it okay. Secondly, I’d have probably assumed the same thing as Christine.

Also, if he was skeevy enough to open his mouth and reference them, I don’t see why he would be shocked by her response. Either he knew he was being gross, or he was surprised they looked so natural. I hope she gave him the middle finger or perhaps showed him the bottom of her breasts in response once she figured it out.