#32: That Took a Dark Turn
That poor interviewer must have seen Stephen King’s Pet Sematary a few times. Honestly, a pet cemetery would be a sweet endeavor, if not lucrative. Even a pet sanctuary would need a pet cemetery on the grounds somewhere, right? What do you do with the animals that pass away?

I’m still confused on why Karen wasn’t allowed to say that the job she was interviewing for was her dream job. She could have very quickly followed up with legitimate reasons why without making it seem like she was being overly flattering or desperate for the position. I know I’ve applied for a few dream jobs over the years!