#21: Wrong Answer

Guys, it’s time to start thinking with the brains in your head. Take in the context clues and conversation at hand before you agree to things. If it seems too good to be true, you’ll probably end up holding a fluffy death ball while sneezing and wishing you’d been a better listener.

Stephon, truly, you deserved it. You should wine and dine the girl before jumping into a flashing session if you genuinely like her. Be a gentleman, and you’ll get that much further. I’m not a hateful person, though. I hope you took your Zyrtec before going to see her kitty cat.