#2: That Poor Nurse
Hint to everyone: they don’t need to see under your pants in triage. Also, that cuff they’re holding doesn’t go on your peepee. It’s an armband. Still, I am 100% sure that isn’t the worst thing that’s ever happened to that nurse, though it may have been the most embarrassing thing to happen to the Italian dude.

I can see where he was coming from, though. Kidney stones are a nether region issue and can be incredibly painful. It makes sense that he would be a bit ready to get the exam over with and get the help that he needed. Still, hopefully, someone clarified that nurses don’t use words like “peepee” when referring to certain anatomy. They keep it very clinical and scientific.