#42: Thwart Schwert

Who hasn’t used a fake ID to get into pubs before they were 21? Well, Schwert, that gave you a whole year to realize that you might need some more wisdom before venturing out into the club scene of NYC. The fake ID person surely noticed the issue, and you probably didn’t get a discount for your idiocy at the time.

Either way, your friends still got IDs that worked out, so at least you had access to the goods they could buy. It couldn’t have been that bad! I just hope you didn’t pay a pretty penny. Maybe this was the lesson they needed to give up on the idea of fake IDs. Probably not.