#4: Haunted House

Forget the neighbor and the dog for a moment. This girl moved into what she thought was a haunted house and stayed there! For months! That’s pretty crazy, in my opinion. Clearly, she’s a brave girl. Okay, now back to the dog. Who names a dog Marley anymore? That’s the one dog name no one should use.

I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t make it halfway through the movie Marley and Me after discovering what happens at the end. Even worse, it’s still listed as a comedy! That’s just pure movie maker evil. If you haven’t seen it, just know that the end will scar you for life.