Garbage Day
It’s always nice when things line up conveniently, just at the right time. Like when there is a two-for-one sale at the grocery store for ice cream, or when you are late for the bus, but still manage to get on. Well, the same goes for dealing with your ex. The perfect text your ex response doesn’t exi- I think I’ll wait.

When will our ex’s learn to stop messages us? Maybe when they receive responses such as this one, they will get the hint. Receiving these messages is less than appealing, but it feels pretty good to have fun with them every now and again. Oh yeah, say hi to the garbage man for me.