So Fresh, So Clean

Even though it seems so innocent, ‘Hey’ is never a good way to start a conversation, especially with an ex that you probably haven’t spoken to in, oh I don’t know, a while. Nice try trying to shoot your shot, but it looks like you are going to have to take a hint on this one. Generally just ignoring the message will do the trick, but this person felt it necessary to troll a bit and we like it.

Rather than choosing to ignore their ex, they replied by saying that they were taking a shower, for a whole week. Yeah, we’re pretty sure that’s impossible. At this stage in the game, if this person hasn’t understood that this just isn’t going to happen, I don’t know what will help them. Seems like this person needs to shower themselves of this relationship.