6. Malcolm

For some unexplainable reason, every fast food joint has a Malcolm there, running the drive-thru or sweeping in the parking lot. He’s always got you covered for your order and gets everything right, remembering your regular order down to the sauce you always want added extra.

Really, he’s probably the only one keeping the place running at all in the first place. Give this man a raise; he’s not getting paid enough for the work he puts in. Keep on going, Malcolm. We believe in you; you’ll get far one day.