33. Dave

Oh, don’t worry, it’s just Dave. You know Dave. Everyone knows Dave; he’s one of those kinds of people. He’s been around so much at this point that he might as well be a landmark of town. We all know where he hangs out because it’s Dave.

Dave knows everyone, and everyone knows Dave. It’s actually kind of annoying sometimes, because you can’t finish a conversation with Dave before someone shows up and wants to talk to him instead. Dave doesn’t seem to mind, though.