8. We Should All Try Some Cross-Country Fleeing

Winter has a way of bringing out the athlete in all of us, doesn’t it? As we trudge through the frosty season, this comic mirrors our collective sentiment: a mix of icy disdain and the innate desire to hibernate or migrate. Ice Hating becomes our national pastime, where the only skill required is the ability to glare daggers at the ground below.

No-Mobiling is less about speed and more about the art of getting any ground—despite your car’s objections. Then there’s the strategic retreat, Cross-Country Fleeing, where the brave face palm trees instead of blizzards. It’s the winter way: if you can’t beat the cold, book a flight to outpace it.