33. I Think I’ll Just Stay in Bed

Why? Just why? Such challenges crush the spirit. The morning battle against the cold is the ultimate test of human will. There you are, cocooned in the snug embrace of your bed, the guardian of dreams and warmth, only to realize that the world beyond your blanket fortress is a frigid expanse of “nope.”

It’s the moment when leaving the bed feels less like a routine and more like an epic quest into the tundra. But the day must begin, so with a heavy heart and goosebumped limbs, you leave behind the warmth and joy and everything good in life… until the next night, when the great cycle of cozy versus cold begins anew.