25. I Have Been Deceived

This is a crime against humanity. You do not promise fresh-baked cookies and then not provide them. Who would even like this smell anyway? All it would do it make you crave cookies. There you are, ready to compliment someone’s baking skills, only to be handed… a candle. A candle!

Sure, it’s “so cool,” if by cool, we mean a heartbreakingly delicious lie. Next thing you’ll tell us is that the sound of coffee brewing is just a Spotify playlist. What’s next, a candle that smells like pizza, or worse, bacon? Let’s light the way to actual snacks, please and thank you.