Fly the Friendly Skies

Sometimes I really wish I were an airline pilot. It would be fun getting to fly to cool places, and it would be interesting to have a job that doesn’t involve typing on a computer all day, and I bet that when you’re a pilot, you get all the snacks you want from the flight attendants.

But mostly, I just think it would be fun to get to make announcements to all the passengers to amuse them, terrify them, or, as in this case, just really confuse them. So it’s probably good I’m not a pilot. I imagine I would have a lot of angry passengers calling my employers to complain.