Speed Demon

You wouldn’t guess it from looking at my current mild-mannered demeanor, but there was a time in my life when I got an alarmingly high number of speeding tickets. In fact, once I got one on a date. I guess my date couldn’t handle living on the edge, because we never went out again.

And not one time did the cop pulling me over decide to do me a solid and give me a police escort to the next place I was going. Some people just have all the luck, I guess. Like this woman’s dad. That there is someone who knows how to talk his way out of a ticket.