Not Conducive to a Good Sleep

Do you camp? If not, I don’t recommend starting; it is not for the faint of heart. I mean, there are a lot of good things about it, like being in the beautiful outdoors, but there are also a lot of things about it that are the literal worst.

And one of those things that is the literal worst is when you’re sleeping in a tent (or, more likely, lying awake in a tent), and you wake up in the middle of the night and have to pee. That requires getting out of your sleeping bag, finding shoes and a light, then stumbling around in the dark and the cold to pee either in a smelly pit toilet or a bush. It’s pretty much the worst.