Nifty NFTs

Honestly, sometimes I’m afraid to voice opinions about things like cryptocurrencies and NFTs online because it’s kind of like those urban legends where if you say the boogeyman’s name three times in a bathroom mirror, he will appear and murder you, only instead of the boogeyman murdering you, it’s crypto bros showing up to insist that you too could become rich if only you would buy into their latest ridiculous investment opportunity.

So, to avoid being either murdered or subjected to a crypto bro lecture, I’m just going to say, “Oh, NFTs, what a weird period of history we are living through,” and leave it at that. But just know that I’m thinking very loudly about how stupid they are.