Petrifying Parrots

Do you ever wonder about the first person ever to realize that certain birds can mimic human speech? Now we’re all aware that this is something that birds could do, so we are free to enjoy YouTube videos of parrots singing heavy metal. But imagine you are that first person, hanging out in a jungle, and you hear someone speaking to you, but you look around, and there’s no one there but birds.

Well, if you’re the type of person who wants to take that creepy factor and dial it up to 11, this person has some interesting suggestions for you! A parrot who said these things would be super hilarious and also slightly unnerving.